7Sins Episode VIII Fanservice Review

Thank god for classics on my XHD……

You know the deal folks, another day, another disappointing ecchi. So far we are 0 for 2 in terms of new Sin nudity, i.e. Sloth and Gluttony. I expect this episode to be Wrath I’m guessing? Maybe Vainglory to continue from last week, who knows.

The hype train has pulled back into the station after plowing through a Kindergarten/Military cemetery, it turns out the conductor was found to be highly intoxicated. In his police deposition he mentioned getting into a drunken stupor whilst lamenting about a certain ecchi show’s lack of content… 7Sins was it?

Well, with my feet firmly planted back in the “hey lets watch this slightly perverted show” realm, let’s dive into this week’s episode.

 

the gates of where we’re all going….

I always liked Wrath’s Spartan-like design, good to see the episode will be about her.

Oh yeah, major Tsun.

Vainglory’s Ass alone has saved many a scene from this show, nothing compared to Pride’s ass, but hey, I’m surprised the show is still running at this point.

Found my next wallpaper

It seems like Gluttony is on the team now? Kindov, I don’t really know why she’s still hanging around.

Envy on the crapper… no, you know what, there’s no point at all for it, it’s just chaotic random nudity. That’s not hot, nudity by itself is a fucking art project, you need a reason, a conversation or a moment, some motivation… It needs to have some acknowledgement of something important not something casual to just toss around for quick brownie points.

You are still confused 7Sins, and we haven’t even made it to the awkward musical shit yet.

Major TSUN

Quick barbie

Ohhhhhh FUCK! This is what I was eager for from last week, what Vainglory was going to do with Maria and her heart. Hopefully something good he says with extreme caution

Yessss Vainglory about to save the DAY!!! Who here is not at all expecting Disappointment!?

Oh….. oh, you just going to end the scene with dialogue and no naughty business now that Vainglory has the means to control HC’s body and emotions and Pride by Proxy……

Your gonna let this moment go?    Okay…….

 

 

 

 

 

 

More food porn, goodie gumdrops, Next!

What follows for the episode’s entirety is a sequence of battle scenes of varying quality, Dragon Ball Z energy balls, somehow the U.S. Navy, and Envy finally gaining Sin status I think……

No legitimate ecchi to speak of, and if there were some nipples from Envy then I’m sure you’ll see them in the comments, straight up this episode isn’t worth your time so it doesn’t matter. They even found a way to Fuck up a SECOND possible Vainglory/HC moment with boring dialogue.

I’ll even admit the final battle scene taking inspiration from a Christopher Reeve’s Superman set piece was a great visual, but who cares.

We are called mother fucking Fapservice, I will judge each episode accordingly.

This episode isn’t even worth your time people, it just ain’t. Fucking ignore it. The only thing to give me positive sexy vibes in this entire episode was Vainglory’s Ass and the end card…

 

 

Now… you may be asking yourself, “Hey, isn’t this the 3rd episode in a row where the Sin of the week has had no nudity?”

Well, I’ll tell you I’ve been asking the same question to myself lately….  and I discovered the answer…..

It HAS BEEN 3 episodes now where a weekly Sin didn’t have any legit ecchi content. No Sloth Nudity, No Gluttony Nudity, and now no Wrath Nudity.

 

I’d like to see people try to defend this one, I can’t see any middle ground here for the “I don’t know” crowd.

 

Fun Fact: Valkyrie Drive went to shit in episode 4 and the slump lasted until episode 9, we may very well see 7Sins beat that slump if next week continues the trend, which it’s a damn safe bet it will…

 

I just feel bad for us as an audience…        here, have some ecchi on your old pal Luigi.