“Fellow assmen (or women, you know who you are) rejoice for another episode of Keijo!!!!!!!! The girls go on a fun trip to Kyoto for training (in case none of y’all noticed the title card but I digress). Sadly there isn’t as much service when compared in previous episodes (I guess that moist shot from last week must have milked some things…), but there is still some good stuff.”
Looks like the reservations at the inn were set for a later time, so the elite class gets to enjoy some free time in Kyoto. Now the big question is… what the heck are they supposed to do with the free time they have?Sly bitch Hanabi appears to want to want to throw a party for the new elite members, which is really just so that she can go to a cafe with attractive males with which to mingle with. Sounds like someone’s looking to lose their virginity tonight (assuming she hasn’t already lost it).
Unfortunately, poor Kazane is too shy for that, throwing that idea out.Someone else decides to throw out an idea. Lets see if it’s any better.Playing king’s game (for those of you who don’t know, the way the game works is that a group of people each choose one popsicle stick from a cup containing multiple popsicle sticks. One of the sticks has the word “king” written on it, while the others have numbers usually ranging from 1-9, depending on the number of players. The person who gets the popsicle stick with the work “king” written on it gets to command a certain number to do something to another number, and the person giving out the command doesn’t know who received which numbers until after they’ve given their command. So basically, like truth-or-dare, but without the “truth”. You can see how this would be fun if the commands given out are erotic ones.) Of course Mio just wants to play the game to legally molest/perform indecent acts on the other elite members. Well, not like we wouldn’t want to see that, amirite lesbian lovers?
Everyone seems to want to do something with the MC (sheesh, she’s really the center of attention. It’s like she has her own same-sex harem), and poor Sayaka is unable to offer her idea of going around Kyoto to visit its attractions (sheesh people, pay more attention to the real best girl). Poor Sayaka. She lived a solitary childhood with little-to-no friends due to circumstances. MC decides to accompany Sayaka. Sniff, That’s some real friendship right there! …and the other 2 roommates come along to join them. Cherish your friends. Anyone know what food this is? Looks rather exotic to me… Back to the bus we go!>My first thought was how much like weebs they looked. Kazane fittingly carries katanas on her, making her look more like a ninja, Sayaka carries a smug plush on her, and that-one-red-haired-girl-who’s-name-I-didn’t-bother-to-look-up (despite the fact that I’ve looked up everyone’s name online because my memory is just THAT terrible) just looks hilarious with those sunglasses. Props to SonanGremory for this stitch. Here we are. MC calls home. Looks like she has a younger sibling (a sister to be exact). Even Sayaka calls home. And here we catch a brief glimpse of Sayaka’s mother (who’s clearly bottom heavy as well. Now we know where Sayaka inherited that blessed bottom from). Everyone’s being split to their designated room accoring to the type of Keijo player that they are (offense, speed, or counter). MC, sly bitch, muscle girl, and lesbian(I stopped bothering with names) are all assigned as offense, Sayaka as speed, and both Kazane and redhead are counter. We’ll find out about the rest in the next episode. Here we have a stalker/admirer of the lesbian. She’s jealous of the MC for getting to be caressed by the lesbian. Goku weight training, because why not? Having someone pass you while running is a bad feeling. Just makes you want to put them in their place by outrunning them.Another stitch (even I can easily detect the massive drop in quality in this stitch. I’m truly sorry about that). Courtesy of SonanGremory.I’m sure Donald Trump would like to get his hands on this (hehehe). That’s got to be pretty powerful, which makes me interested as to how well the move works in actual matches (or races, as the show calls them, which is a dumb name IMO).Sweet. Spats. Just my thing. Is that.. a background character I see? Don’t think I don’t see you. Wonder what type of Keijo player she is, and her abilities are.Lovely. 2 characters that we haven’t been introduced to. Wonder what their skills are like. And they seem to have appeared earlier when conversing. (credit given to NoxBasket for stitch) This makes for a good comparison between chest sizes (although we can only see the chest of 3 characters). Wow, that blondie is really stacked, I’ll admit that (though I personally dislike her). Here we have the 3 different instructors for the different player types. From right to left,it’s offense(infighter), speed (outfighter), and counters. Lesbian looks more American in this frame than her character usually does. …Could I have made a stitch out of this scene by asking someone? yes. Am I too lazy to do so? yes.Dammit,don’t throw your f*cking shirt in the river like it’s dispensable. …wow, MC can’t even so much as land a fiber of hair on this chick. And this chick doesn’t even look like she’s trying. Tits to the face. Wonderful.Stitch from outside source.MC tries to use her special technique (a.ka.a. hisatsu). Will she succeed (pretty sure that’s obvious by now).I think this move was called “Anal Probe Missile”. Wow, that sounds painful. Reminds me of a thousand years of death (Naruto reference).Jeez, that’s some massive firepower. Looks like her ass armaments really pack a punch.Stitch courtesy of SonanGremory.MC appears to be weak in a certain aspect. I’m guessing it’s on speed or estimating the distance between her and her opponent. Stitch courtesy of SonanGremory.Looks like Sayaka gets to try out the UMT in the next episode (and shows her big breast complex in the process).And here we have the end card. Enjoy.
Credit given to NoxBasket, SonanGremory and outside source(s) for the stitches.
Well, this episode was enjoyable, but it certainly didn’t get my blood pumping. It did allow us to see more of the elite class, which in itself is a good thing. What I’m interested in though was the background characters. They’re elite class, so they must be good. I don’t have much to say, so only a few things before I leave. First, thank you NoxBasket (for practically all of the caps), SonanGremory, and ScissorMeTimbers for helping me out. I appreciate it. Second, please check out the fapservice chat server on Discord when you can (if you’re willing to). I’m sure there’s plenty of users there that appreciate the useful and sexy content uploaded there (and hopefully you could help to contribute to that). That, and many of us writers are usually there to communicate with you if there are any concerns or you just want to have some fun (even if Discord thinks Sanya is often playing an MMORPG). With that being said, sorry for releasing these reviews so late. Unfortunately, they can’t be made in a jiffy, and problems tend to occur on my end (I’m looking at you, Potplayer) or on the end of fellow helpers (though really just on my end) that severely inhibits our progress. Nevertheless, we make an asstastic effort to release these reviews within a reasonable amount of time for your enjoyment.
For those of you that were all “TL;DR”, I don’t blame you.