Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou fanservice review episode 09

Papi drops her phone down her shirt and has to play with herself in public before retrieving it. Fantastic.

Meroune can apparently hide her tail in a maid dress.vlcsnap-2015-09-02-01h42m45s789

Keeping your balance must be annoying…vlcsnap-2015-09-02-01h43m00s450_stitch
vlcsnap-2015-09-02-01h45m18s200Yeah, she fell on her own, but I would have pushed her if I’d have known what that guy was drinking before hand.vlcsnap-2015-09-02-01h45m48s133It appears to be semen… Interesting choice in beverages to say the least.

I can’t say I completely agree in his life choices, but at least she seems fine with them.vlcsnap-2015-09-02-01h46m18s301_stitchLooks like she’ll be uploading this to her social media. (Probably Twitter, because that is confirmed existent in this world. Sick).vlcsnap-2015-09-03-03h45m13s282 vlcsnap-2015-09-03-03h47m31s858

Uh oh… It looks like Suu is trying to get in on some action. Or hydrate herself. Either way…vlcsnap-2015-09-03-03h48m08s137_stitch vlcsnap-2015-09-03-03h49m59s378_stitch vlcsnap-2015-09-03-03h52m00s451We all know where the best area to extract liquid from… Suu is no different with her knowledge. vlcsnap-2015-09-03-03h52m08s492 Yep.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-03h52m17s248 I feel like you could get a lot of random panty shots in real life too. Especially if you enjoy crawling on the ground. Seriously. Anime camera angles never cease to amaze me.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h49m06s913 vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h49m14s270_stitchIs that Papi? Suu and her need to get together more often.~mite! oppai!~vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h50m21s756_stitchSome people drop their phone on their head. Not Papivlcsnap-2015-09-04-04h05m39s677She drops it down her shirt… But then there’s Suu.vlcsnap-2015-09-04-04h05m41s467Suu accidentally absorbed it and the phone was, unfortunately, caught in Papi’s shirt.vlcsnap-2015-09-04-04h05m43s579But what’s more unfortunate is that she can’t seem to get it out.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h53m05s647So she squirms and grabs her newly improved breastsvlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h53m11s218_stitchWhich may seem all fine and good, except for the fact that people are watching… Papi. Seriously. Even someone as birdbrained as you should understand just how sexual this is.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h53m11s219_stitch This unfortunate event caused many males to stand in awe, and gape at the fantastic breasts in front of them.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h53m18s161
If only they knew what was truly lying under her blouse…vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h53m23s635_stitchAnd that my friends, would be Papi’s loli breasts.vlcsnap-2015-09-04-03h29m05s077I’m okay with this. I really am. 
Unfortunately, Papi still has yet to notice that she’s exposing her body in a very sexual manner to many onlookers.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h54m31s281Shit. It’s falling farther down.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h54m37s880_stitch
I’m actually okay with this unfortunate turn of events. (As if anything actually changed).vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h58m16s636
Almost down…She can grab it soon. Right? It’s only logical, isn’t it??vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h58m28s458X-ray <3. This and the other shot above complete Papi’s unnecessarily nudified (is that a word? Sure.) body. I mean were any of these see-through shots REALLY necessary? Yes we got to see the cellphone go dow—…. Yep it was necessary).vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h58m43s578
vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h58m53s547Ooooh. Oh my.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h58m56s220 I feel like there might be an easier way of accomplishing this unfortunate task, Papi.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h59m02s181_stitch
But who am I kidding? My hand is also in my pants.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h59m19s208But I don’t use a vibrator… x_x
vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h59m28s988_stitch vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h59m34s414I’m going to go ahead and guess that Papi finally retrieved her cellphone… Good for her!
Also, for all of the annoying “unfortunate” remarks. Just change the word to “amaze” and then you’ll finally see just how astounded I am by this scene. Seriously, imagine this uncensored. She’s practically fingering herself in public!vlcsnap-2015-09-03-04h59m49s739Some people say don’t buy candy from strangers. But nobody ever said anything about that strange man in a white van that drives through neighborhoods… Giving away ic- Yeah, no. They sell it. It’s their job to rip off children and sell 50¢ ice-cream for $4. But who am I to judge? Wait, why am I even talking about this? Is this just an excuse to be upset about my childhood, and how my mother never allowed me to waste money on this kind of thing? Well, since I’m already this far into this pointless story, I’ll just let you know.

If these fine ladies right here were to offer me ice-cream at any point in my life, I would buy it with every day of life I have left (especially that milk flavor). $4 would be cheap by that standard… I just need some love with these beautiful animals.

I mean people.

These are people.

That happen to have lower bodies of a horse and snake.

Yep, take my life. Still worth it.

vlcsnap-2015-09-03-05h00m27s435_stitchOh Lord.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-05h12m35s435_stitch Yeah, saw that coming a mile away… And you’ll see my cum from two.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h05m47s836

Ha! Got em. Rachnera gets it. Right? Yeah…vlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h06m29s901_stitchSadly she actually ignored my joke, and the only thing she “got” was a camera to film a cheap hotel porno.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h08m06s572That isn’t really a porno at all!? IT WAS A SETUP. Not really. Just an important meeting in a love hotel. What’s weird about that?vlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h10m00s514Hey, a kiss that almost happened. What’s this? REAL DEVELOPMENT IN A RELATIONSHIP?vlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h18m00s458Nope. A friendly mermaid decided that THAT would be a bad idea. They might have to change the accidental nudity to deliberate nudity… Which might cause unnecessary problems in Lerche’s production facility.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h18m07s488Talk about a cock-block.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h18m12s086At least she’s well liked by some children… Some of us MonMusu fans definitely don’t achieve the same level of feeling.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h21m46s630 vlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h21m54s186_stitch vlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h22m27s339Just a quick little side note concerning this almost rape scene (below).

Some “guy” came and took Miia on a canoe trip after Mero decided to ruin Miia’s and “Darling’s” date. Miia was looking for a way out in her seething rage and met this fine… “gentleman”. Stitch 1749b f pmvlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h24m54s798 vlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h25m02s032 vlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h25m04s031


Notice the quotation marks?vlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h25m34s124Plot twist.vlcsnap-2015-09-03-06h26m00s906_stitchThis is apparently female. 
 In other news, the next episode appears to show that we will finally be getting to see the long awaited, (by some) Lilith!vlcsnap-2015-09-04-05h05m29s151_stitch

 

Thanks again to ScissorMeTimbers for the webm’s!

Some of the webm’s made for this episode didn’t make it into the post. Click here to see them.