There aren’t many hentai out there that you can just assume people have seen… Hentai comes in all sorts of forms and suits all different kinds of tastes, from the simple and Vanilla to the complex and outright Depraved. Despite the stigma some might have for the art, there exists one hentai out there that undoubtedly everybody has seen clips of at one point in their lives…
Ladies and Gentlemen (most likely Gentleman), Angel Blade Punish! or rather the entire Angel Blade series as a whole is pure and simply one of the Greatest Hentai ever created.
Criminally cut short with no 3rd series, I hope that one day we might see a return. However, perhaps it is best that we don’t get a new series… with today’s standards and internet piracy dealing death blows to Hentai continuation prospects and quality everywhere, I can imagine a new series would be a mere shell of this perverted 2000s greatness. Much like the recent Taimanin Asagi 2 hentai…
Angel Blade is a testament to perversion, it’s animation a landmark, and it’s legacy a sad reminder that they “don’t make em’ like they used to”.
Let’s get one thing straight here, this may be a review, but CLEARLY there are certain categories contained within a reviewing format which are just irrelevant for most hentai.
I’m gonna be as brief as I can, this is a simple and quick overview of what makes this series so great. It’s up to you to decide whether or not this Hentai deserves your time, man fluid, or eventually your money…
Plot – Really? Do you seriously care about this? Ok, basically a giant titty monster (Phantom Lady) wages war on a city (called 69) with sex demons and scantily clad warriors (Angel Blade etc.) rise to fight her using their vaginas powers. You don’t give a shit about the plot. You never have, and you never will. That said, the show gets points for having continuity with the first series and gets even more points for being the type of hentai plot we all love, a completely ridiculous one that tries to please it’s fans.
PLOT – Incredible. Masami Obari’s directing and character designs have always been amazing to look at. The girls are Busty, Healthy, Unique, and have Curves for days. This man has worked on Gravion, Viper GTS, Marine a GO GO, and the original Angel Blade series. Any out there familiar with the oppai genius Hiraku Kaneko no doubt knows a little about Masami. Masami WAS Kaneko before Kaneko became a household ecchi name, I’m also fairly certain the legendary Makoto Uno had a hand in Angel Blade’s creation.
Animation – Fucking great. Under Masami’s direction and Studio G-1 Neo’s mastery, Angel Blade Punish! remains to this day one of the best looking Hentai ever. Created around 12 years ago, the character designs and animation from Punish! put most hentai released today to shame. The character’s have balanced anatomy, full bodies, and great sex appeal.
While I have nothing to back this up with, I simply CANNOT believe that the staff who worked on this series didn’t in some way have something to do with Seikon no Qwaser and the other Hoods series. There are just too many oppai moments that screamed to me the same way Seikon’s did…
Variation – Good. While this series definitely caters more to Oppai and Futa fetishes, I think there is plenty of variation between the Original and Punish! to suit most everybody’s needs…
Angel Blade was great, great in all the ways that Punish! was, but in terms of personal preference Punish! takes it over the original. Mainly due to 1 scene.
- Karin’s futanari interrogation of Kyouka
Let’s go over this scene for a bit. If the content inside doesn’t in any way tickle your fancy, then I’m afraid there’s no hope left for you. Your penile penetration device has died.
My favorite scene from the series is in all likelihood the scene that introduced many of us to the depraved, confusing, yet somehow god damn amazing concept of Futanari. If you’ve ever watched hentai, I’m guaranteeing that at one point or another you have been exposed to Futanari. It may not be your cup of tea now, but trust me, sooner or later it will be. The more hentai you watch, the more you will be desensitized to vanilla… and the closer you will become to embracing futa.
Anyways, in a moment that I’m sure every fan was calling for since the beginning of the series, the bakunyuu Aunt of Angel Blade, Kyouka, finally gets fucked. Kyouka is the kind of character that you would expect to see in Hiraku Kaneko’s wildest dreams. Busty as a fucking truck, moles in the perfect places, timid, and drop dead gorgeous. Kyouka gets captured by Phantom Lady and is subjected to the greatest pleasure interrogation a woman like her could ever hope for.
Phantom Lady’s energetic futa spawn (Karin) has her way with Kyouka in ALL the right positions, culminating in one hell of a sexy fuck scene along with an orgasm so passionate you’d think the seiyuu was cumming in the booth during recording. Fantastic art, buildup, and amazing voice acting by Naoko Matsui (Kyouka) serve to punctuate what is no doubt one of the top 5 futa scenes ever made.
The Angel Blade series is a classic testament to everything great about Hentai.
If SOMEHOW you haven’t seen the series in it’s entirety yet, I Highly suggest you spend a long late-night enjoying it. If it just so happens to peak your interest, don’t be a cunt silly goose and not buy it… “Don’t be a bitch, get Motivated.”
There are Plenty of options for buying the series.
- CDJapan (English)
- Amazon (English)
- Toranoana (Japanese, use a damn guide)
- Melonbooks (Japanese, pretty simple)
