Dark Elf Wife Life
“I usually charge $10 for an autograph, kid”
What’s eating Gilbert Grape-shirt this week? A lot of people are bothering her for reasons.
Ever since that cosplay gig, everyone wants a piece of her. She’s even got some stalker sending her letters.
It’s fine, though. No romantic rivalries in this show, because Bell’s betrothed with best boy. And he’s the only boy.
Here’s a funny little scene again. They did that weird slideshow animation also shown near the end of the hot spring episode, where Mei unravels Cecil’s robe. I don’t know if it’s an error or some last minute quick fix, but either way I’m confused and uninformed.
Oh, look, it’s the guy from Makina-san. What’s he doing back there? We’ll find out after these massages.
It’s time for Track, so we oughta track dat ass, and these scenes should’ve been animated maybe.
Track’s over. Time for Hinata to put his balls away, but Bell wants him to save a couple of them for her.
EWW!
[New Fetish Achievement] Progress 9/10 🏆
The end. Next.
Sakura may not have Hinata, but she’s still lucky enough to enjoy his eggs. Sisterhood FTW.
Romantic lunchtime is interrupted once again, but Bell doesn’t mind this time. She’s showing interest in club activities too.
Oh, it’s this guy again. What does he want? He wants to swap waifus, because he’s sick and tired of the same robot girl every week and wants to get in on some wacky conflicting family shenanigans with a delicious brown real woman for a change.
Bell uses her magic to get real angry, but responds with an honest and heartfelt (and predictable) “NO.” We never see him again, but not before she wishes him good luck with his struggle for romance.
DAD’S TROPHY
After dinner, Hinata explains why he’s been so down lately. He’s noticed Bell is getting better with the people around her. Not just the boy with his love letters, but that she no longer responds with magical hostility to everyone, and has grown to be real friendly with them instead. For some reason, he feels insecure and distant about it. A strange plot conflict to add with a girl who loves him day one, with whom he shares a bed every other night, and is also the main character.
Never pause Dark Elf
She uses this opportunity to guilt-trip him again. She wants his bod so bad and everybody knows it, but all she gets in return is…
“💋”
Stupid MC, you did that already.
Your ass is flat. ok bye.
And the episode ends with Hinata not wanting to finish again. He’s secretly determined to reciprocate his feelings, but he prefers to express his true love the right way. I don’t get it. They love each other already, so why is that even a problem? This is why you don’t watch anime for the story. Ahhhh, to be continued…
