Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou fanservice review episode 09

Papi drops her phone down her shirt and has to play with herself in public before retrieving it. Fantastic.

Meroune can apparently hide her tail in a maid dress.

Keeping your balance must be annoying…

Yeah, she fell on her own, but I would have pushed her if I’d have known what that guy was drinking before hand.

It appears to be semen… Interesting choice in beverages to say the least.

I can’t say I completely agree in his life choices, but at least she seems fine with them.Looks like she’ll be uploading this to her social media. (Probably Twitter, because that is confirmed existent in this world. Sick).

Uh oh… It looks like Suu is trying to get in on some action. Or hydrate herself. Either way…

We all know where the best area to extract liquid from… Suu is no different with her knowledge.

Yep.

I feel like you could get a lot of random panty shots in real life too. Especially if you enjoy crawling on the ground. Seriously. Anime camera angles never cease to amaze me.

Is that Papi? Suu and her need to get together more often.~mite! oppai!~

Some people drop their phone on their head. Not Papi

She drops it down her shirt… But then there’s Suu.

Suu accidentally absorbed it and the phone was, unfortunately, caught in Papi’s shirt.

But what’s more unfortunate is that she can’t seem to get it out.

So she squirms and grabs her newly improved breasts

Which may seem all fine and good, except for the fact that people are watching… Papi. Seriously. Even someone as birdbrained as you should understand just how sexual this is.

This unfortunate event caused many males to stand in awe, and gape at the fantastic breasts in front of them.

If only they knew what was truly lying under her blouse…

And that my friends, would be Papi’s loli breasts.

I’m okay with this. I really am.

Unfortunately, Papi still has yet to notice that she’s exposing her body in a very sexual manner to many onlookers.

Shit. It’s falling farther down.

I’m actually okay with this unfortunate turn of events. (As if anything actually changed).

Almost down…She can grab it soon. Right? It’s only logical, isn’t it??

X-ray <3. This and the other shot above complete Papi’s unnecessarily nudified (is that a word? Sure.) body. I mean were any of these see-through shots REALLY necessary? Yes we got to see the cellphone go dow—…. Yep it was necessary).

Ooooh. Oh my.

I feel like there might be an easier way of accomplishing this unfortunate task, Papi.

But who am I kidding? My hand is also in my pants.

But I don’t use a vibrator… x_x

I’m going to go ahead and guess that Papi finally retrieved her cellphone… Good for her!
Also, for all of the annoying “unfortunate” remarks. Just change the word to “amaze” and then you’ll finally see just how astounded I am by this scene. Seriously, imagine this uncensored. She’s practically fingering herself in public!

Some people say don’t buy candy from strangers. But nobody ever said anything about that strange man in a white van that drives through neighborhoods… Giving away ic- Yeah, no. They sell it. It’s their job to rip off children and sell 50¢ ice-cream for $4. But who am I to judge? Wait, why am I even talking about this? Is this just an excuse to be upset about my childhood, and how my mother never allowed me to waste money on this kind of thing? Well, since I’m already this far into this pointless story, I’ll just let you know.

If these fine ladies right here were to offer me ice-cream at any point in my life, I would buy it with every day of life I have left (especially that milk flavor). $4 would be cheap by that standard… I just need some love with these beautiful animals.

I mean people.

These are people.

That happen to have lower bodies of a horse and snake.

Yep, take my life. Still worth it.

Oh Lord. Yeah, saw that coming a mile away… And you’ll see my cum from two.

Ha! Got em. Rachnera gets it. Right? Yeah…

Sadly she actually ignored my joke, and the only thing she “got” was a camera to film a cheap hotel porno.

That isn’t really a porno at all!? IT WAS A SETUP. Not really. Just an important meeting in a love hotel. What’s weird about that?

Hey, a kiss that almost happened. What’s this? REAL DEVELOPMENT IN A RELATIONSHIP?

Nope. A friendly mermaid decided that THAT would be a bad idea. They might have to change the accidental nudity to deliberate nudity… Which might cause unnecessary problems in Lerche’s production facility.

Talk about a cock-block.

At least she’s well liked by some children… Some of us MonMusu fans definitely don’t achieve the same level of feeling.

Just a quick little side note concerning this almost rape scene (below).

Some “guy” came and took Miia on a canoe trip after Mero decided to ruin Miia’s and “Darling’s” date. Miia was looking for a way out in her seething rage and met this fine… “gentleman”.