The feel when a hentai title is relatable.
Summary:
May 3rd
Oyasumi Sex episode 2
May 24th
Hinagiku Virgin Lost Club e Youkoso ep2
May 31st
Megane no Megami ep1
Masterpiece
Hime-sama LOVE life ep1
Jitaku Keibiin ep5
Sansha Mendan ep2
Tsuma ga Kirei ni Natta Wake ep2
May 3rd
Oyasumi Sex ep 2
Is the fetish for what might as well amount to necrophilia really that prominent in japan that this was able to sell as well as it did? Seriously this episode is currently number 1 in sales on getchu for everything in the past month with the first episode seemingly having received such a boost from this episode it is ranked number 2 for the month as well. I personally see absolutely no appeal in this because it goes against the very thing sex is supposed to be which is multiplayer not single player. This title is essentially nothing more than a guy thrusting into an unresponsive girl.
I already described the story in the previous episode but in short the guy drugs his little sister and rapes her while she is asleep. Eventually she wakes up but decides to go along with it and let him do it because of the whole “falling in love with rapist” cliche while still pretending to be asleep and not reacting. So you might as well be watching a guy fucking a barbie doll. Who the fuck wants to have sex with a woman that doesn’t react? The sad thing is the character designs and art are decent and if this had just been a normal incest story then it would had been much better but instead we get this. This episode was an adaption of the second chapter and does end on a to be continued note and though a third episode hasn’t been announced yet there still is another chapter they could do and considering how well this is selling I’m at least expecting them to do one more.
Buying it from getchu gets you this tapestry.
Buying from toranoana gets you this tapestry.
Buying from toranoana and also buying the manga with it gets you this bath poster.
May 17th
Onna Maou Melissa no H na Bouken Ki ep1
The cg for the game was never ripped from what I could find so had to rely on the dlsite sample images from the game for the source. This is one of those digital only dlsite releases that always happen out of nowhere with little warning but this one was even more out of nowhere as it came from a new group called bomb cute bomb. This new group I am kind of curious about who they might really consist of considering something that should be apparent if you have seen this already. The animation in this is of course low budget and bad and sure it is not on the level of a queen bee release but still rather low quality. However this quality of animation seemed very familiar as well and that is because the art style and animation feels very much like the early releases by the other group that does dlsite digital releases Selfish. When I first saw this I actually thought this was them and was wondering why they were doing this instead of finishing up Rune’s Pharmacy but then I saw it was a different group entirely. As far as I know Selfish did their animation in house and so this brings up the question of why this new group somehow has the exact same style.
Selfish has certainly improved compared to their early days so they don’t do this level of low quality that often but the similarities to this and their early works and some obvious problems going on at Selfish makes me wonder if there is a connection. This is all just speculation from me but I am wondering if this new group consists of former members of Selfish and that something may have lead to them leaving. For awhile now we have seen things with Rune’s Pharmacy apparently not going too well. The second episode was delayed a bunch and now the third and fourth episode which were supposed to be out months ago are still nowhere in sight. They never had delays or issues like this before and so having all of these happening at the same time a new group shows up doing the same type of things you are and has the exact same style and animation feels like it can’t be a coincidence. Maybe some internal problems happened there leading to disputes which could explain the delays and might also explain the artists maybe leaving to do their own thing instead and this is the result. We probably will never know but we do have this new group doing stuff now though hopefully they will improve as time goes on because this was really low quality stuff.
May 24th
Hinagiku Virgin Lost Club e Youkoso ep2
This always saddens me when I see something that is fairly rare in hentai ovas finally happen but get this kind of treatment. Getting reverse rape or gangbangs consisting of multiple girls on one guy is not a common occurrence in hentai ovas these days like it should be. So when we at last get a title that consist of these themes it ends up being ruined one way or the other. We had that one reverse rape title last october which ended up being uglier than anything queen bee puts out making it that queen bee wasn’t the worst that month. Then we have this title for the month in which we get something that has a guy getting fucked by all these different women at once but of course it had to be released by queen bee. Why is good multiple women on a man stuff with decent or better yet any animation at all so hard to come across in ovas. Plenty of manga and games with it but when it comes to ovas it gets almost nothing and then when it does the adaption doesn’t do it justice.
May 31st
Megane no Megami ep1
So this title and it’s plot…..there are times when you come across something that resonates with you but not often do you think of this happening with hentai. If anyone else did these hentai schedule posts it wouldn’t be as funny but since it is me and assuming you read my other posts you would know what kinds of women I have a preference for in terms of appearance and so having to write about this title is kind of amusing. So if you don’t know what the plot of this title is……people are probably going to think I’m making this up because it is too perfect for me of all people to write out that you would almost think It’s wish fulfillment.
Anyway the main guy has an attraction to girls with glasses but keeps it a secret (I don’t approve of that secret aspect as I sure as fuck remind people of it all the time in my posts as being part of the fetish master race should not be a secret). The main guy’s girlfriend has glasses but she always takes them off when they have sex since she is ashamed of them or something. This of course angers him as he wants her to wear them and he eventually is able to convince her to keep them on which leads to him getting harder than he has ever been before during sex as she agrees to keep them on from now on after that.
The main guy also has a sister who wears glasses as well (and is the better looking of the two girls). She has to hear him and his girlfriend going at it all the time and she eventually masturbates thinking about it. However since she goes to an all girl school the only guy she can think of while doing it is her brother and ends up yelling his name by mistake which leads to him catching her. This eventually results in the two of them having sex as well since he becomes attracted to his sister due to her glasses. This episode is an adaption of the first two chapters from the manga and there are still more after that which we will get in a second episode set to release next month. This and the second episode are both 3rd and 4th place on getchu for preorders as well. Now to hope this leads to more glasses girl ovas. Better yet all anime, hentai, and games need to increase glasses girl production as it is the will of God.
Buying from getchu gets this tapestry.
Buying from toranoana gets this tapestry.
Masterpiece
After the main guy’s parents die when he is a kid he is taken in by another family that has two twin sisters and lives with them from then on as his new family. So you can figure out the rest of the plot from that. More importantly one of the sisters is a glasses girl. So two titles with glasses girls this month and both are selling high in preorders. This one is currently ranked number 1 on preorders on getchu. In other words put a glasses girl into your work and get high sales. One of the few times japan shows themselves to have good taste. Now all that is left is for all works to start following this trend and we obtain an era of all glasses girls. The Moe fad shall be replaced with a future of various glasses girls from shy girls, to teacher, to doctors, to librarians, to scientists, to mothers, to office workers, to mature women, to even female villains and more. And then we will have reached the true promised land. I bet even giant bugs would choose to steal away a glasses girl than any of the other options to make their wives. Only one episode is announced for this so far so don’t know if this will get a second episode or if this will be another one of pinkpinapples’s one episode only titles.
Buying from getchu gets this tapestry.
Buying from toranoana gets this tapestry.
Buying from pinkpineapple’s site gets you entered to win a signed script.
Hime-sama LOVE life ep1
From the description on vndb:
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Due to his father’s work, Yahiro began living together with his imouto Io. Walking home after wrapping up the enrollment procedure at their new school, they noticed a large truck stopped outside of their house. Since they had already moved everything in, they wondered what it was doing there. They found the door unlocked and nervously went upstairs worried that there might be a burglar. Instead they found a girl pushing a giant piano with all her might… while in her underwear. They stood dumbfounded at the absurd sight. Why was there a half-naked girl in their house? Soon she noticed them and yelled at them to get out. A few minutes later, she came out in a beautiful dress.
“I am deeply sorry for my earlier actions. My name is Ruria Fondina. I have come here to live with you as family.”
She was a princess from a certain island nation. That was only the beginning as many other princesses showed up at their door one by one!
”
So it sounds like it will just be a harem increasing title with I assume each episode being a different girl. Considering Poro always does a bunch of episodes for this stuff my guess is we will probably end up getting at least four episodes out of this.
Buying from getchu gets this tapestry.
Buying from a1c’s online shop gets this phonecard.
Jitaku Keibiin ep5
I find myself repeating what I say previously all the time with these posts and that will apply here as well. How the fuck did this sell well enough to get more episodes? In case you don’t remember the major issue with this series it’s that it actually managed to make a queen bee release have more animation than this did at times. The main gimmick of the series is the guy having cameras around the house and watching the girls but for some inane reason they “animated” anything shown in the camera scenes as nothing more than a flipbook. It was just a series of static images switching to the next one fast. As a result what could had been a good milf/shota scene was ruined in a previous episode while another ruined a potentially good yuri scene by having them as just a series of static images changing really fast while also having an annoying camera filter over the entire scene to boot. There was no excuse for it other than to be lazy which I remember writing a long rant about at the time for that post. Looking at the pv for this one there is a camera scene that at least shows movement so maybe they learned their lesson but that only further proves making them static in the first place was bullshit. Will this actually be the case for these new episodes or is it misleading and they still will do the static shit?
Despite the previous episodes being massively lazy during some of the best parts this still ranked fairly high on the sales charts which I guess is why we are getting more. The description calls this a sequel but it seems to just be a sequel to the animation rather than an adaption of the actual sequel so I’m just going to call this episode 5. In short there is an actual second game of this with new characters but they seem to just be doing this original sequel using the first characters instead which is why I don’t have source images for it because there are none.
Buying this from getchu gets this tapestry.
Buying from a1c’s store gets this phonecard.
Sansha Mendan ep2
Not really much to put here but just a continuation of the title in which the guy has a thing for breaking teachers. The other teachers have yet to show up though so hopefully they actually have them appear in the other episodes instead of just making this focus only on the same pink haired one for all the episodes.
Buying from getchu gets this tapestry.
Buying from a1c’s store gets this phonecard.
Tsuma ga Kirei ni Natta Wake ep2
The second episode to the adaption of a VN that was literally a self insert cucking story. Not really anything to put here other than why the fuck is this popular enough of a fetish to get an adaption? Also if those were actual glasses on the one woman instead of sunglasses I might had been fine with this title but they aren’t so don’t care.
Hentai Merchandise
May 31st
Tenioha mouse pad
This might seems odd to those seeing this since chances are you won’t recognize the character. The reason for this is because pinkpineapple is releasing this mousepad a month ahead before the title the character is from comes out. So next month will be when the ova she is from releases.
Master Piece mouse pad
Pinkpineapple is releasing this to promote the title that comes out this month as well. They are also selling a special bundle that includes both this mouse pad and the ova together.
Maia Kuroinu dakimakura
Another new AR dakimakura from Kuroinu. Still no word on more episodes. I said it before but if they really wanted to be smart they would just make the new episodes be only pov waifu simulators with only the girl and you the camera. Not only would that be much cheaper and quicker to make as there is no need to have much of a story or multiple voice actors but it would probably sell better as well. I doubt many even care about the story at this point and just like the character designs so making an ova that focuses on just that would make more sense. Especially when you consider these dakimakura come with an audio cd of the girl talking to you. You are already halfway there so just make this stuff into an ova instead.
Hime-sama LOVE life dakimakura
Dakimakura made to promote that title releasing this month. Since they have two characters on it I’m going to guess the second one might be who we get in the next episode.
Because I’m biased I’m going to of course say that the megane title is the best one this month and (Next month as well for the second episode. I await the day we get a month in which we get a glasses girl in every title released that month just to see how I react). That and Master Piece are probably the two that mainly stand out for this month. Next month we get 8 titles released putting it on the same amount of this one (not counting any surprise titles that might pop up from the digital dlsite groups). Maybe we will finally get rune’s pharmacy 3 from them assuming they didn’t die off.
Since araiya is over that means I only have one post a week to do regularly and that is nobunaga. As a result I might for the first time ever do a hentai review post on the obvious title releasing this month. Haven’t really decided on it yet since it will depend on if we need filler content and if I get bored enough to do one to pass the time. Will be fitting though and just the kind of thing people would expect me to do a post on. Speaking of which the giant bugs ova is next month as well for me to do a post on and that has a glasses girl also. Soon my religion shall overtake the world and all waifus will be glasses waifus.