Miyako antics are the cause for our opening scene yet again, as Yamato discovers his collection of girls wearing bloomers has been vandalized by Miyako, who glued pictures of her face onto each girl leading to some minor service.
Kokoro arrives at school believing the students are smiling at her presence. She’s told however, that they are ridiculing her because of what happened during episode 1. Class 2-S blames their defeat on Kokoro’s failure. In a rage, Kokoro breaks Jun’s (bald guy) phone, and swears revenge against Yamato.
Kokoro spots Yamato in the hallway and challenges him to a duel, but Yamato ignores her and she puts him in a headlock. Yamato eventually gets out and ignores Kokoro’s challenge. Kokoro vows to force him into the challenge.
Yamato explains the autistic lengths he went to disguise “illegal” pornography among his other pornographic videos. After preparing for a beat-off session he turns on his TV to find that his video isn’t playing, and soon discovers that Miyako is hijacking his broadcast and filming herself. Following the cable to the source, Cookie films while Miyako leads Yamato to her bed. When Yamato rebuffs her she explains she wanted to create an actual JAV for (and with) him. Yamato ties up Miyako and Cookie and leaves the room.
The majority of this episode centers around the Kanamara Festival held at the Kanayama Shrine, (this festival actually exists) which celebrates the penis. As a quick side, this is the actual legend: “A jealous sharp-toothed demon hid inside the vagina of a young woman whom the demon fell in love with and bit off penises of two young men on their wedding nights. After that the woman sought help from a blacksmith, who created an iron phallus to break the demon’s teeth, leading to the enshrinement of the item.”
The Kazama family is due to carry a palanquin holding a statue resembling a giant penis at the festival. As you can guess, a majority of the comedy involves the women being embarassed about the thought of penises, the sight of a giant penis, and the men being proud of the phallus. The episode takes the opportunity to push this idea to its limit with the phallic shaped food found at the festival, with some of the men obviously taking great interest in observing the women eat it.
Momoyo demonstrates the proper way of eating phallic shaped food while the others follow suit. To conclude, she instructs the girls to “bite it off,” to the horror of the men watching. This is amusing, because if you want to see the girls sucking an actual cock, just play the visual novels because all five of them do it for Yamato, as well as a large amount of the sub-heroines across the many fandiscs for this series.
For service content, that’s the end of the episode. There’s plot to the episode, but that’s only if you want to see two men (one partially nude, and one completely nude) fight it out, or Yamato having a brief scuffle with a mysterious figure who plays a significant role in later episodes, which I will detail when the time comes. Also, I was probably pushing the limit of allowed images for the post, so obviously I will axe a majority of non-service content.
Service continues a grim slide as these episodes progress, and the compression of multiple episodes into one review will continue as well. We will get another nipple sighting next review, but don’t hold your breath. It’s nothing spectacular.
Until then, see you next time.