Darling finally got sick from all the drama.
I need to get myself an alarm clock like this one…
Isn’t bondage a bitch? Don’t worry, we get to see a little more of this later on in this episode.

I didn’t know alarm clocks were overprotective…. Wait, no. This isn’t an alarm clock. This is a fantastic servant of a horse that just happens to be turned on (and off if you really need to) just like an alarm clock.


Rejection… I feel your pain.
Woah. They recorded my reaction to this.
So hot… The sheer number of temptations I would have to resist being around this beauty is extremely extensive. Who cares if she has a horse rump. The goods are in the front. Those are all that I need.
God. They even captured my lonely urge of reaching out for her…
But Rachnera decided to ruin this for me. No contact was made. A terrifying spider (who happens to have a really nice ass) had to stop me.


Ayyyy what’d I tell you. More bondage!
Technically I would love the fact that a bunch of cute girls would take care of me when I’m sick… But these aren’t human… Anything they could possibly do to help me could get me killed.
Like really horny nurses for instance.
I wouldn’t mind having a slime take care of me… If you know what I mean.
Except for the high risk of drowning… You know, I thought a mermaid would be bad for this kind of thing, but pressing your head against Suu’s could, in fact, be certain death. Unless you can pull your head back out.
Papi had the right idea in making Kurusu feel better…
But Miia had a far better one.
I’m really fine with any of these options.


…And the ability to have a one night stand with anyone by just making your partner pass out.
Water breastfeeding… Delicious and nutritious. It also appears to be a LOT of fun…
Nipple sucking on BD…
Next episode preview!!!



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