When a hentai goes flat
Episode 5
OH NO! Kaoru is in trouble! NAKED trouble! HOORAY! I mean, OH NO anyway because…
These are clothes. Clothes are bad. Make sure she doesn’t wear any or else game over.
…they’re playing a game of Strip Mahjong. The bad news is that this episode is actually boring because it has no nudity nor sex,
except for that part. And that’s it. Nothing else.
“You have the royal, um… sampler.”
I SAID NOTHING ELSE! ARGH!
In the end, Kaoru wins. But none of us do. Winner gets sex with shorty. But none of us do. Duh, I mean, that sucks because you’ll see why after you skim through the rest of the episode.
SEX WITH SISTER
SEX WITH SISTER
SEX WITH SISTER
And that was awful. The end. Also they’re not related so that just makes it even more disappointing.
Next.
Episode 6
We’re back on track, and everything is back to status quo because that’s how cartoons work and
OH NO HE REMEMBERS.
OH NO SHE ALSO REMEMBERS.
OH NO THEY ALSO REMEMBERED. Wouldn’t be an anime if NOBODY REMEMBERED.
Speaking of which, remember this girl? Now you do. Her secret is that she has THREE BOOBS.
Her other secret is that they were never real, so she runs away in shame like a washboard in the wind.
Sota chases after her. He can relate because he’s small himself. Except for down there, but she doesn’t know that yet.
The next day, with her newfound confidence, Kyoka embraces her flatness by cutting her hair. Ayano embraces her too because Ayano is best girl
