An empty month where every title comes out on the same day.
Summary:
May 25th
Saimin Gakuen ep2
Ore ga Kanojo o Okasu Wake ep2
Dokidoki Little Ooyasan ep1
Shikkoku no Shaga ep2
Houkago no Yuutousei ep1
May 25th
Saimin Gakuen ep2
Episode 2 for the LN adaption back from march. There doesn’t seem to be any uploads of the LN so the only thing to go on is the sample pics from dlsite. Seems to contain pregnancy as well. A third episode has already been announced for july.
Buying it from getchu gets this tapestry.
Buying from a1c’s store gets this phonecard.
Ore ga Kanojo o Okasu Wake ep2
I can’t say I care for this recent trend from a1c in which they have multiple of their labels such as collaboration works and suzukimirano release titles that focus on one single girl only for 4 to 5 episodes. With that said though I will give this title credit as the first episode from last month which though it focused on her mainly did give us a scene of the mom in a videotape that she was made to watch.
There was also a short flashback with a random npc girl with the main guy but that was only like 5 seconds. Regardless this title at least gave us something besides only one girl which is better than other similar titles. Would like it if this pattern continues for the remaining episodes (the pv does show the mom again in a tape briefly) but I’m guessing it will eventually go back to being like all the others in which she is the only one with scenes but hopefully not. A third episode is already set for next month as well.
Buying it from getchu gets this tapestry.
Buying from a1c’s site gets this phonecard.
Dokidoki Little Ooyasan ep1
So this is actually a new thing to see an adaption of which is different. This title is based on a 3d movie of the same name that was released some time ago. Can’t think of any other hentai ova that was actually based on something like this so that is unique and makes me wonder if we will see other 3d movies start to get hentai versions instead. This month doesn’t have a lot going for it but I would say this is the best looking one of the month. It is also interesting to see that collaboration works is now getting on the loli train as well like some other studios. Collaboration Works hasn’t done a title with a complete flat girl before that I can recall so this is certainly something new from them.
This has been a really intriguing change that some studios have done recently which now makes this the third one to start doing loli content. We saw before Poro finally doing a flat girl with that one colosseum title. Then after that we see Trex actually do the loli elf in their elf title a few months ago which is something they never did before either. And now we have Collaboration Works joining in. Everyone wants in on the success shoujo ramune had I guess.
In case you are wondering she isn’t an actual loli though but just has the body of one. Based on the description for the original 3d movie from what I can gather the main girl is the landlord of the main character’s apartment and just happens to look the way she does. Apparently she seems to offer rewards for paying the rent on time it sounds like and thus we get this title. There is already a second episode set to be released in july and since this is probably going to be like other titles with a1c’s labels it will probably get more than just two. Also either this guy’s dick is really big or she is really small.
Buying it from getchu gets this tapestry.
Buying it from a1c’s site gets this phone card.
Shikkoku no Shaga ep2
Long rant time:skip. The second episode to the original title released back in february last year. Let’s see how many people I can piss off now with what I am going to say. I fucking hate everything directed by Takashi Nishikawa. He is essentially a modern day version of Teruaki Murakami but actually much much worse. Everyone knows Murakami as having ridiculous speeds and movements during his works which outright ruin them but here is the thing his character designs are so fucking ugly in most cases it’s no real loss. Seriously the women in most of his work are too fucking spooky looking to give a shit so even though the animation ruins it you’re not impacted too much since the characters were not attractive at all so no real loss. It’s like seeing an ugly girl eaten by a dinosaur who gives a shit? In the case of Nishikawa however he has actual good looking characters in the stuff he does which is what makes him much worse because all you can do is think what a fucking waste of good looking characters ruined by his own shitty animation style. I actually think many people get distracted by the art which is legitimately good but they don’t realize how ridiculously stupid the animation looks as a result.
Everything this guy touches turns to shit. Rance was ruined not only because the best girls didn’t get any scenes (a common problem with this fucker in which half the cast in baku ane was ignored and another character in baku ane 2) but his goofy looking over exaggerated speed demon animation is so fucking unarousing. Seriously fuck this trash he puts out as fapping to it might as well be the same thing as fapping to fucking ren and stimpy. Really the insane wonky speed movement and bodies flailing during the sex scenes in his work reminds me of what an animated sex scene in some kind of adult american cartoon would be like in which “teehee sex is so funny teehee look at my humor and not taking it serious teehee” shit. I don’t know maybe I’m just an asshole but I don’t find having sex with a woman while she in the process of having an epileptic seizure to be very fappable which is what all of his sex scenes look like and since this is supposed to be porn and not some shitty comedy I get annoyed. Also can’t forget some of the horrific faces the women make in his works as well.
Compare it to any of the pvs in this very post and look at it. All other titles have a more reasonable speed and the body movement during sex is normal as well not characters shaking around wildly. It’s a massive shame as well that this title (and everything he does) is so unfappable because of the animation because it actually offers something we don’t get often if ever in hentai. For starters we had a monster girl in the previous episode and it looks like we get a lamia girl in this one too and since monster girls are so rare in hentai ovas (which is bullshit) it ends up being special when we finally get one. Not only that the red hair girl in this looks like someone whom visits /fit/ regularly and as a result we have a female character with muscle which is another rarity in hentai or even anime a lot (even daidouji got ignored in the senran ova) so that is two rare hentai things which won’t even be enjoyable because of his “dur hur look at how fast I can make the characters go” animation.
I get the feeling he doesn’t even want to do porn and just half asses it to be comedic so he can convince himself he isn’t doing porn. All the non sex parts in his works have normal animation but once the sex starts it goes full retard. No idea if a third episode will be made but since from the screens and pv it doesn’t look like the main guy fucks the main girl traveling with him I would guess a third will still be made unless this is supposed to be one of those main guy is a cuck that never gets laid type things (which would not surprise me since this director has probably only had sex before with women that are clinically retarded thus why the woman in his stuff look and act like retards in the sex scenes ). Assuming a third episode is made it will probably be 15 months as well since that was the time between episode 1 and 2 so maybe around august 2019 maybe if it is made.
Would be nice if this sold like shit but I know it will probably sell enough to justify a third episode. Now you are probably thinking “If it sells well than doesn’t that mean you are being too hard on it since obviously some people like it” in a normal world in which the people buying things didn’t have shit taste then yes but as everyone knows shit taste is rampant in japan and sales don’t always indicate quality. Want proof of this? Guess what consistently hentai wise always sell well? Most everything with Queen Bee on it is always at the top of the charts. Don’t believe me? Look at this. That is the preorder rankings on getchu as of right now and as you can see the queen bee title of this month is currently number 1. Not only that this chart includes everything on getchu including regular anime (as seen by overlord II being rank 3).
In other words the queen bee title of this month has more preoders than any anime be it hentai or normal on getchu. Think about that. Really think about that. Still think sales are indicative of quality? Also this means that queen bee title is out selling this as well so lol times 1000. Sure this only applies to getchu but it is a good indicator seeing as how many would be buying hentai from getchu instead of others due to the fact that getchu tends to give the better bonus materials (also it would probably be too heart breaking to point out the same applies on toranoana as well in which the queen bee title of the month is out selling everything else there too).
Tiny micro penises that identify themselves at nipples. Just a step away from cumming shit out of them. Maybe I should take back the “at least he has attractive characters” thing I said.
Literally eating his own cum out of a woman’s pussy. And he looks determined to get it as well. Maybe I was actually too easy on this shit. As if I needed anymore proof this director is garbage.
Buying it from getchu gets you this tapestry.
Buying it from toranoa gets you this tapestry. The loli makes me think maybe we would get her in the third episode but considering this cunt didn’t give patty a scene in Rance I wouldn’t hold my breath. Also who would even care? A loli now gets subjected to his retard animation movement in that case.
Buying the limited first print run version gets you this stuff included. The first is this mousepad.
The second is this illustration.
The third is this reversible cover.
Also ordering from pinkpineapple gets you entered into a chance to win a signed script.
Houkago no Yuutousei ep1
I’m not even going to pick on queen bee this month since that goes to the other title above. Instead I’ll say fuck whoever decided to make glasses girls so rare in hentai ovas these days that the only time we seem to get them now it seems is when something by queen bee releases with them which of course defeats the point since no one watches this shit. Really why do we not get glasses girls anymore? I’m just going to piss myself off if I think on it too much especially since the only ones giving us glasses girls now have queen bee’s label on it which just ends up depressing.
Something that isn’t depressing though is I realized I would really like to see one of the r18 short anime that air be done by studio9MAimi with queen bee’s name plastered on it just for the lulz. I said in my last 25sai post what it would take for me to do posts on those shows again but I think if we started getting one from queen bee I would cover it just for the hilarity in it. Just imagine what those posts would be like.
Buying it from getchu gets you this tapestry.
Buying it from toranoana gets this tapestry.
Hentai Merchandise
Dokidoki Little Ooyasan AR Dakimakura
Ore ga Kanojo o Okasu Wake AR Dakimakura
Just like every month a1c releases AR dakimakuras with alternate sides visable with a phone app to promote some of their titles.
I can’t think of any other month in which there were so few titles let alone they all came out on the same day and at the end of the month. Technically there was another title that was a surprise release that came out just the other day as I was working on this but it is one of those dlsite digital only titles by a small group. One’s not made by the major publishers I don’t usually include as they aren’t major releases let alone they just come out of nowhere when they do release without warning so I didn’t include that. Next month won’t be as empty as this month at least so there will be more for june. Considering the past few months have been filled with a bunch of titles I guess it was only a matter of time till we got a month like this.
I wonder how many angry comments I will get in the comments over me shitting on that shitty director. Seriously his work is absolute trash. I watch porn to fap not laugh so fucking comedic sex is stupid as shit. Also yes I am still salty over both patty from rance not getting a scene and the megane loli sister from baku ane not getting a scene either. But even if they had gotten a scene it probably would had angered me more since it would had been ruined with this animation style. So glad this cocksucker only directs hentai maybe once or twice a year. That way only a few titles are ruined by his stupid shit.
