WARNING: Prepare for extreme levels of exhiliration
Yo, Anon back on stage. This time I was able to make time to create a review for Keijo!!!!!!!!(yaaaaay), so this time I can fully enjoy Keijo in all of its glory and hype on an ever higher level as I review it! This’ll be fun (at least for me)!
We start the show with some boy’s love (BL) in a show who’s cast consists entirely of females. Ironic, isn’t it?
Well, now we know what Fujisaki (or Kotone, whatever you want to call her) shows an interest towards… To each their own, I suppose.
MC tries to start a conversation with her opponent. Let’s see how this goes…
What better way than to check their interests.
XD This scene had me laughing out loud… Looks like MC gets to experience what it’s like to be the uke… Rofl. She’s even left blushing.
Looks like it runs in the family (excluding the male members ofc, I sure as heck don’t want to be seeing any males playing Keijo… bleh)
“Over-confidence is a flimsy shield”, as my Overwatch main always says.
This particular cap isn’t sexy or anything, it just looks so good with the water on the platform reflecting the sky and clouds. Makes me want to go ahead and admire it for a minute.
MC jinxes herself. Oh dear…
Y’know… we wouldn’t have minded if you took off a little more… No male in the vicinity from whom to feel shame towards (because I’m quite sure that you don’t feel shame from other females when you all use the same bath and changing room). 
More BL (because fuck it). Looks like the uke is developing feelings for the seme. 
And all of this appears to be a figment of the racy imagination of Fujisaki. This girl’s a rather romantic individual (even if it is BL), isn’t she?
Seeing Fujisaki be embarrassed is rather cute and surprisingly sexy as well.
(Stitch courtesy of aikaflip.)
I call hacks.
Damn, that’s a rather tight grip, to be grabbing a piece of fabric, especially a racing swimsuit, which is supposed to be a rather tight article of clothing.
Now we know what the name of that BL series is 
We’ve already seen it more than once, but that’s a pretty great ass, ngl. I’d like to feel it up thoroughly.
Full-on ass in the screen, so that it makes it feel like you’re there 
No. Just… no. You do not just curve like that when you’re being propelled forward by force, much less do a f*cking U-turn, especially with a posture like that. My boy Newton (or whoever received credit for the principal laws of Physics concerning forces) would like a word with the author of the manga to give him a lecture on Physics.
Readers, meet Cer-chan, otherwise known as Cerberus (who If I recall had 3 damn heads, not 1, so whoever decided to name this technique Cerberus clearly has a thought-out naming sense. Very freaking impressive.). I promise she doesn’t bite (too deeply). Think of it like a love bite. 
…I take that back, he packs a rather hefty punch. Would I dare to take Cerberus head-on and risk breaking something very important or even lose my life? These types of questions are ones that you constantly have to ask yourself when reviewing Keijo!!!!!!!! Hell, if I can receive an ass like that to the face, them my life would be complete 
Go for it MC, give this show some good action!
Shit…
We all know why… 
The seme’s got the uke in his hands. This BL’s become requited. Hmmm? Our sponsors are telling me that we’re not supposed to talk about BL unless we want to endure an onslaught of manservice from Sanya.
…My mind must be too deep in the gutter to be interpreting this in another manner…
Sh*t, here comes Cerberus. 
More ass-to-the-face. Lovely.
Nice dodge! 
…Just too adorably sexy.
Oh sh*t, that’s pretty hot. 
And for those of you with shameless minds, NO, those are not love juices (and if they are, then damn did this anime just grow a pair). They’re just droplets of water. Nothing more, nothing less.
A fierce battle. I like it! Lets me get my blood pumping!
Damn, that’s a pretty neat ability.
O- Of course we knew that. What else could you possibly have meant? Nothing us perverts could have wrongly interpreted, right?
… I don’t know how I’m supposed to react to this obvious reference to a certain technique from a certain Street Fighter character… 
This fight’s really heating up… and along with it is my passion. This is why I love the sports genre so much.
HOLY… this is exactly what i was expecting from a sports series. Techniques to clash against each other. I’m a simple guy when it comes to stuff like this, so I’m easily won over.
ERECTION ACHIEVED
(Stitch courtesy of ScissorMeTimbers.)
My comments on this battle summed up in one sentence.
You better damn well be… Accept your punishment!
Dammit, no punishment whatsoever? Boo-hoo.
I like seeing this orange-haired teacher as a coach. She really fits her goal.
I KNEW IT. THAT AMERICAN BLONDIE DID CHEAT. That technique she used was too OP.
I think she deserves punishment in a different sense. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
New character. Much wow.
And last, but not least, the exquisite end card.
Great episode. Kept me hyped when the battle heated up. I definitely enjoyed this more than the last episode. On another note, there’s a fan-made daiki for my favorite girl in this series.
THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEED. Good thing Xmas is next month. I deserve to reward myself every now and then.
Credit given to the aikaflip and ScissorMeTimbers for taking the time to make a stitch apiece stitches and to online sources for the other stitches. I don’t have much else to say, so everyone have a splendid week. ‘Till next time!
(Added by ScissorMeTimbers): here is a clean copy of the eye catch and a nearby snapshot of the girls looking cute:
(Added by Wizard): here are some gifs from Aikaflip:
Webms (courtesy of WizardofEcchi):
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