Ishuzoku Reviewers fanservice review episode 12

 

 

The final review.

 

This final episode covers the demon brothel and the dream eater one. However I hope you like your demons non nude as you get nothing from the first half. In consolation you get a slideshow of static images for the dream eater brothel and the episode itself with most of this episode’s nudity being of previous characters. Most of the only new nudity in this episode comes from the bath scene with the demon lord inbetween the two segments so hope you like loli also.

 

Stunk and Zell are looking over all the mementos they have from the previous brothels they have went to when they notice they still have the card from the demon brothel they were told to go to in the election episode but skipped when they were distracted by the cowgirls. They decide they will finally visit it but won’t bring Crim since he is busy collecting spices for the tavern which takes awhile plus he is weak to darkness so bringing him would be a bad idea anyway.

After arriving at the demon brothel they hand over the card they got from the election guy and suddenly the receptionist starts treating them differently. They are told to select who they want and are taken to another room. Hope you don’t see anyone you like and want to see nude as you get jack shit from this segment.

 Do I really have to say what goes here whenever someone is holding a glass of wine?

Stunk and the others are treated special and are given wine and a private room. When they ask if others would had gotten the same treatment the receptionist says no and explains how contracts with demons work. She tells them the reason demon girls are the least sought after wives is because people don’t know how to propose to them and as a result she begins to act lazy and treat the guy as a slave. If the guy however forms a contract he will get a devoted wife as demons always honor their contract. Since the card they had was from the demon lord herself they consider it a contract with her and thus why they got the treatment they did.

Kanchal mentions how if people knew about demons honoring contracts than perhaps the demon lord wouldn’t had lost the election. The receptionist asks why they didn’t come there during the election like they were supposed to in order to spread that information and they tell them about the cowgirl brothel distracting them. They then give their review and everyone in the tavern reads it and learns how demon contracts work. You get nothing from this part. They don’t even bother showing a review of sorts like the previous episodes instead you get nothing absolutely nothing.

The demon lord receives a report about their reviews finally going out and people learning about demons now. She doesn’t care since the election is already over and she lost so it’s pointless now but he tells her slowly gaining the trust of people will help them eventually in the long run and so it wasn’t a total loss. Demia then shows up asking to use some of the demon lord’s devices so she can search for something as they talk. They bring up the fact that there are isekai main characters in their world that have told them about the technology from our world that the demon lord wants to get and how much she respects it. During this Demia mentions how our world doesn’t have magic and as a result how condoms work to prevent disease and it’s not as perfect of a world that the demon lord thinks it is. The demon lord then goes back to plotting for the day that they are able to gain enough popularity to take over.

Everyone is celebrating new years and praying to bring in the new year. They then tell Crim that part of tradition is to fuck the girl they liked the most for the start of the new year as their first fuck. So they take out their reviews and look over who they visited during the year.

All static images. Everything. Queen Bee would be proud as not even they are willing to do no animation at all.

After their powerpoint memories of all static images they each decide who it is they want to see again as they leave to go find them.

 

After getting to the brothels they see they are all booked up and they can’t visit them. They also notice the fairy brothel is packed as well despite them not giving it a high score. Aloe tells them that most people are smart enough to not judge something based on scores but to instead read the review itself and determine based on the information they get from that if it is worth it or not. In her case their reviews resulted in a lot of tiny dick people coming to the brothel since they won’t feel self conscious about it.

She learns about their problem getting into a brothel and gives them a card to go to another and tells them they should be fine with that instead and if they are not happy with it then she will service them herself as they leave to go to this other brothel.

They arrive at the dream eater brothel and see all the girls they wanted are there as they learn that the brothel gives you the ability to have any girl from memory appear for you since you are in a dream like state. So each of them get who they want and leave. Get ready for some more powerpoint presentations as animation is illegal in this show with only two bits of movement. Got to say other future ecchi shows are fucked. If they ever want to compete with this master piece they are going to have to fire all their animators to ensure they replicate this quality.

This is the only part animated. I’ll even include a webm of the following to show you that the whole rest of the Crim part is static.

Aloe thinks about how they haven’t come back asking for her service meaning they must have been fine with the dream eater brothel like she said they would be.

They write their review of the place and everyone reads it. Meidri expects them to have used her only for her to be told you can only fuck those that you have in real life so they couldn’t. Meanwhile the virgin lizard guy at the tavern turns into a wizard as he reaches his 30th birthday. We then get the last part of the episode consisting of Stunk and Zel killing monsters as Zel mentions that Stunk’s hometown is close by and they should visit a brothel there. Stunk tells him there are none and instead only his dad’s harem. So they instead decide they will go there so they can visit his harem instead of a brothel as the show ends.

 

 

Webm Album.

 

 

I actually wrote up a really long final thoughts on the show but it ended up making this post over 6000 words. So in order to make this easier I will instead just include a shortened summary in the post and if you want to read the full really long version in which I mention what parts of the show I didn’t like and the reasons why click here. I will warn you it’s long though and probably autism to the point that you need a mech suit to withstand it but if you want to see why I came to view the show how I did there are the reasons. I think the easiest way to give a short summary (which anyone that knows my posts short is still too long) of what my issues with the show were is to simply describe what I would had did differently if I was in charge of the show and how I would had fixed my own issues I had with the show.

This adaption already took some liberties of altering and adding content and using that concept this is how I would had approached the manga while keeping it’s core content and concept the same. The plot of reviewing brothels is the main core and would remain however a running gag would be that every time they went to a brothel to review it was temporarily closed due to some issue and they need to solve that issue so they can visit it. Since this is a fantasy themed world it would parody rpgs and how you always have a new problem at each new town to solve.

So hypothetically lets say they go to the monoeye brothel and find out it is closed because the eye drops the girls need had their shipment destroyed in a storm or something and until they get new ones no one can work. They are told the ingredient they need to make new ones is located at some special location and only a monoeye using their eyes can find it but it is too dangerous to send them alone. So Stunk and the others agree to take some of the girls with them and serve as bodyguards to get the ingredients. This would then allow us to see some cute and interesting interactions between Stunk and his group with the girls they bought along as each of them get somewhat close to a girl of their choosing. This would allow us to establish some form even if minor attachment to the girls by getting to see them interact normally with others. After getting the ingredients and bringing it back the brothel is saved and they are allowed to use it for free as a reward and they proceed to select the girls they just got back adventuring with and each person selects the girl that they grew attached to during it. The review parts would be a minute at minimum for each character giving 4 minutes total spent here at the least. This minute would consist of actual R rated animated sex not static images with each girl shown in different positions each before it ended. They would then post their reviews in the tavern and that would end the episode.

This would be the general direction for each episode in which they solve a problem which in the process of solving they get to know the prostitutes that work at that brothel and establish a form of banter with them which also allows them to appear as actual people rather than unemotional one dimensional whores. In order to make the episodes not be redundant they would be mixed up sometimes with something different from visiting brothels. Have an episode that parodies jack the ripper and a bunch of monster girl prostitutes are captured and Stunk and the others play detective and save them and get rewarded with sex, Have an episode where all the brothels go to a beach resort every year as a break for the girls but Stunk and crew get invited as thanks for all their help and while there they get into constant sex with all the girls whom most of which would had developed feeling for him and his crew due to their adventures together. Various things of that nature could be shoved in maybe say 3 times to keep it fresh every 4th episode.

Changing the show in this way would had actually eliminated all the issues I had with it. The girls would had been developed to a point where we actually got to see them as people rather than cum dumpsters. We would had seen relationships develop between Stunk and party with these girls which could add a harem aspect to the show but with a different spin in which each character is building their own harem of girls built from the girls each of them got attached to during their adventures to fix whatever brothel problem they have to solve. So Stunk may have his own moneye, birdgirl, elf, succubus, wisp, etc while Zell has his own as well consisting of different girls from those same selections and the same applies to everyone else. It would even work with the story as well since Stunk does mention his father having a harem so seeing all of them slowly building their own would actually make sense. We could also see some interactions between Stunk and crew beyond just talking about brothels as they themselves were underdeveloped as well.

Then when we got to the service part which is the reviews it would go all out being on the level of some other anime that showed sex or even mainstream tv shows with showing R rated sex. It would actually give reason to look forward to each episode as you would be certain at least 4 different girls each episode and multiple sex positions for each and it would at least earn the right of being called borderline hentai by people. Also you would be watching sex between people that had at that point established some kind of connection with each other as well during the course of their adventures which would make the whole thing feel more impactfull. Not to mention you as the viewer would had gotten attached to said female characters as well making those sex scenes even more fap worthy.

This is what I would had liked to see from the show. It still would be possible to do comedy but also would had made the show feel like it had more substance behind it. The female characters in this show had so little screen time that you couldn’t get attached to them thus resulting in the service of them not feeling like anything special. Because they were after all whores you didn’t care about that were shoved out of the show after less than a minute of screen time in most cases. Not to mention there was no buildup leading to a payoff of service but instead we got nudity right from the get go so it was like using a level skip code and going right to the end. The only flaw to this fixing this using my method is that it would had resulted in less chapters being covered with each episode only covering one but that in itself could be a blessing. A season 2 doesn’t really have enough content currently so if the show had been reduced to taking it’s time like I described then there would be enough content to start work on a season 2 right away if need be. Who knows if a season 2 will ever get made in the future though and it will still be a few months till we get the sales numbers.

I have already made this insanely long especially if you read the extended version so best to finish this. I mentioned this before but what I say should not be treated as anything other than some random person on the internet’s opinion. I have no issue if other people like the show or even if they want to praise it to the ends of the earth and buy all the merchandise they can. I personally however did not like this show for all the reasons I listed in that extended final thoughts. I only covered this show because had I not it never would had gotten posts here as no one else was interested in doing posts for it. While I was thrilled at the first episode I later came to find each episode a chore to get through. The ED is the only thing I will actually praise the show for but considering not many shows utilized the ED for service often other than static images in most cases it’s not all that impressive considering this show had little competition in that regard. In the end if someone wanted to watch a show with monster girls and asked me to recommend one I would say watch Monster Musume instead as all this show really did for me in regards to monster girls is prove to me that….

Goddess Ilias did nothing wrong in Monster Girl Quest.

Jesus Christ at how much I typed. Seriously it is like 6000+ words here. I of course had to remove most of it so people didn’t die reading my post. I am tired and really wish I had never covered this show. Worst show I ever covered and if it gets a second season I am bailing. Wizard or someone else will have to do it as I’m not touching this ever again. There are still BD posts. Fucking shit. Maybe the virus will wipe humanity out before I have to do them.